I thought that it might be a good idea to share with you some (possibly) universal, yet unacknowledged truths about librarians. Increased understanding of our merry, but quiet band will certainly make your next trip to the library more enjoyable. - Yes, our TBR piles are completely out of control. We spend time reading library publications and book catalogs to order material for the library, we share what we're reading with each other, and patrons share what they are reading with us as well. Our literary eyes are bigger than our stomach, if you will, and we just keep adding to that pile of books. As long as we can see over that pile, we feel like it's not that bad really. - Cardigans are an official part of our uniform. There's even a class in the Master's of Library and Information Sciences program to guide the fledgling librarian in choosing the right style and color cardigan. OK, that's not true, but it probably should be. - We really do...